The New Red White and Blue

Governor Palin’s speech last night carried more significance than the pundits could have predicted. She rolled out the GOP’s new look for the future. A more modernist and sophisticated party with Hugo Boss style and substance that speaks to the nationalism missing from all of the DNC events. Gone are the days of red, white and blue we are the world GOP conventions. Last night America is beautiful again, draped in sleek new colors, red, grey, tan and coal black. (clean coal black of course)

Lite Shines Down from the Land of the Midnight Sun

Its official! Republicans make the best choices, McCain chooses Sarah Palin, aka, Hotlaska as his running mate. The 08 race is in the bag. This supermodel from Alaska is unimpeachable, clean , immaculate. Word on the street is that she got the looks and John's got the brains, so lets make lots of money. Donations are going to pour into the RNC. The republicans will finally have the cash to start a real attack machine and put Obama out of business. Hotlaska is younger, better looking and willing to show some leg, unlike Hillary. This is a VP that American's can get behind, no pun intended.